Ruined Krystal's childhood. →
(via pokemon-krystal) Someone has been watching wayyyyyyyyyyy too much Inception.
It’s all, “Hey, I’m a giant robot horsey! Look at me!– lu from what else but suikoden v.
So. A few days ago. I asked Tricia for her car...
pokemon-krystal: AWKWARDD. gosh. How I love her. x] :) NICE. /amused
The second you ask yourself if you’re happy is the second your happiness stops.
Why Do People Go Into Long Distance Relationships?
chocolatesmile: fuckyeahhlove: I don’t understand why people go into long distance relationships. You can never see each other “just because”. You have to work twice as hard to stay in touch. You’ll miss them 90% of the time. Worded conversations aren’t the same as face-to-face ones. They could cheat, and you’d have no clue. The person they are in real life, could be completely different...
My own two HANDS shall squeeze his neck! I’ll STAB him in the forehead...– egbert aethelbald from suikoden v.
But sometimes justice is three feet of sharp steel smashing in your face.– boz from suikoden v.
Beagle… it’s a bear with a desert eagle.– random. :) btw, smokey says you better not be making forest fires. else he’ll put a cap in yo’ ass :D.
Mom: How are you?
Mom: What kind of black?
Me: MIDNIGHT BLACK!
chilling with brian
at a stoplight (crossroads), even though I could turn right on red. XD, we’re awesome and BPST.
Shitttttt, this shit sucks!– ken okada on life after reading manga.
Me: "In 2010, 47% of graduating seniors sat for the ACT. Of these, only 24% met the minimum scores in all four of the test's categories -- math, reading, English and science
Me: we're fucking retarded
Mariel: yeah. read that
Mariel: i sadfaised
Mariel: blame wikipedia XDDD
Me: wikipedia is responsible for the 24% that met the minimum scores
WHAT A JOKE. xD →
andreasdetour: I had to “sneak” into my house. Except, not really. My parents just said to “be home early” at about 9:30, and I get in at 1:30. :) Both my parents were already sleeping, with the lights off and everything, by the time I got home, and still are! :D How exciting. :P You’re welcome :)
annemahreezy22: rossyross: love a girl that is sexually active, a girl that is freaky with that shit. A girl that would meet his sexual needs. But I’m a guy that would prefer a girl to lay in bed with me and watch Finding Nemo and laugh our ass off at the stupidest things. A girl that would let me piggyback her through the beach so her feet don’t get dirty, a girl that would respect herself...
stop being a bitch. kthxbai.
Amazing. Also, there's a cricket one :P →
Me: I LOOK AT THE HEART, DAMMIT.
Me: (which is conveniently placed near the breasts :P)
Forgiveness is me giving up my right to hurt you...
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together....
Regression: An Excerpt
“It’s really irritating that few things can kill my mood or make it worse as this. Censorship fail. Do I care? No.”
If you can’t pronounce it, it taste good.– most unique mcdonald’s.
3 weeks. I haven’t played badminton in that long. -sadfais- Running out of time, nostalgia attacks, but I WANT MY BADMINTON.
I can bend. And I can break.
I dont think you guys understand how badly I want...
-jasmineblu-: Im sorry about the spam. Hegdehog spam over. Me too.
magneticflow: God greatest creation